I've been observing some rather disturbing trends, and I feel they need to be addressed.
Also, you may not be aware of this, but sweat pants often fall in a way that leaves nothing to the imagination. While you may find it appropriate to traumatize your family by showing this off at home, please refrain from wearing them out and about and subjecting innocent passer-by'ers with the horror of your silhouetted junk. Gross.
Trust me. I know what I'm talking about. You're welcome!
Love and Hugs