I feel like Michael Kelso from That 70's show when he's in headgear, telling the gang that he's going to grow up and be handsome one day. And they are making fun of him, and Hyde asks if his mommy told him that, and Kelso says, Yeah!
That's what I feel like as I'm plucking my hairy "beauty mark". It's hideous! But my mommy told me it's a beauty mark, so it must beautiful!
I tell her it's not a bzzz, it's a mole. She looks at me likes I'm nuts and says, "Moooe? No! Dirty!"
I tell her, no, it's not dirty. It's my mole. She says, "Moooe? No mommy! Poo poo!"
I tell her there is most certainly NOT poo poo on mommy's face, to which she replies, "Oh. Icky mommy!"
And that's usually the end of the conversation. At least until we have the exact same talk the next day.
This debate has been happening every day for the past two weeks! I thought little girls were suppose to think their mommies were beautiful and flawless!? Not that they have gross dirty poo poo faces that are icky!
Apparently Growly Bear missed the memo...