I'm pretty sure Growly Brear absorbed my brain when she was growing! God help me if I have another baby some day! There will be nothing left!
Now that I'm back at work, I've been doing some training, and I can't retain any of it! It's incredibly bizarre and a little embarrassing... My trainer is awesome, knows her stuff, and is super patient with my stupid'ness (thank god!), but despite my best efforts, my brain will just not cooperate!
Secondly, what the hell is with these "Phantom Baby Kicks" that I feel? I thought it was just me who was insane and felt a non existent baby kicking in my vacant uterus, but I was talking to girlfriend a few weeks ago, and she said she gets them too! Yay for not being nuts on my own! Super glad that there are other crazy mommas out there too!
Thirdly, will my stomach skin EVER feel the way it used to? I'm beginning to think the answer is a big fat NO. It's not horrible, but it's far from good. Not that it was great before, but ya know, it could be better!
I had a pretty good laugh the other day reading Kim's post on her blog "Let Me Start By Saying...." about her "Bagel Belly". I can totally relate. (Side note: My pants have not yet exploded, and I'm pretty sure the only reason is becasue I rock the jeans with the comfort waistband only!!! This stomach has not seen a fly since mid 2010)
And #4, what is it about having a baby that makes your body feel the need to sprout random hairs out of random areas on random body parts? I'm going to stick to just admitting to the few random extra eyebrow hairs that I've sprouted. Ya'll don't need to know about the others on various areas that horrify me to no end! Tweezers are my friend I tell ya!
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