"The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female."
I think I caught it...
I was talking with my friend the other day, and she mentioned that she used to handle being sick really well, and now she doesn't, and she feels like she has "the man cold" when she comes down with something.
I can TOTALLY relate. I'm not even that sick, compared to sickness that I've had in the past, but I seriously just want to curl up in bed and drink tea and watch bad daytime television and have someone there to take care of me while I feel sorry for myself and take cold meds in mass quantities.
Maybe I feel like this becasue I know that the chances of me being able to just "go to bed" till I feel better for the next 16+ years are right up there with the chances of me flying to the moon. It's just not going to happen.
So instead, I went out tonight and drank yummy pina colodas and ate delicious Mexican food while I tried to forget that I felt like a bag of steaming doody.
The rum mixed with the cold meds make me feel pretty damn good! I think I may have actually nipped this sucker in the bud! At least for now...
This sicky is off to bed! For some reason I'm feeling very sleepy....
Loves and Hugs
***Disclaimer: I don't actually recommend mixing cold meds with rum. It's probably a stupid idea. I'm probably at risk of my liver shutting down right now, or some other horrible thing. So don't do it.***